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People I love to follow on Twitter (with examples):

Alec Sulkin (thesulk): "My so called 'imagination' just keeps thinking of Star Wars stuff." and "Girlfriend gone and no internet. Just jerked off to Halo menu screen music."
Michael Ian Black: "Decided I was magic today. It's cool." and "Decided the most efficient way to be an asshole was to become vegan."
Stephen Colbert (stephenathome): "I'm excited to be gay! Just think how it's going to help my self-esteem now that I'm highly attracted to myself!"
DearAnyone: "I hate what I've become (what I say to myself everytime I floss)."
TheBigIdea: "McDonald's should serve mimosas."
Conan O'Brien: "The President of the United States doesn't know who Snooki is. Our great Empire continues to crumble."
Sarah Silverman: "I try not to be as hard on myself as I am on other people."
ChelseaVPeretti: "Probably a healthy choice to listen to Eminem and Rihanna's 'Love the Way You Lie" on repeat."
shitmydadsays: "Don't focus on the one guy who hates you. You don't go to the park and set your picnic down next to the only pile of dog shit."

thesulk is my hands down favorite. He makes me laugh every single day. One more from Alec Sulkin: "Gays are the Jews of sexuality."

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