After two months I finally have every cable channel ever in my room including DVR. I'm watching History International and I swear to fucking Christ I'm so hot for all things History Channel that I could totally masturbate watching this documentary on Rome. Fucking History Channel. I wish I could FUCK the History Channel. No, you know what it really is?? I wish I could meet me only me as a man. That's my perfect man right there. So does this mean I'm in love with myself? Does this mean I'm completely narcissistic????
Totally.
Or I'm just a geek and turned on by all things intellectual. And really, if I met me as a man I would fucking hate that guy. He's such a little bitch!!! And SOOOOO moody. OMG....they just said "Romulus and Remus" and "she-wolf".
I gotta go.....
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