Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Chuck Norris

There's a thread of Chuck Norris jokes going on Katie's fb page. A few of my faves:

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light....not because he's afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him.
Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo's hiding.

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