First, I left the house. Then I smoked a cigarette. Bought a bottle of vodka. Went to the gas station and bought a giant diet dr. pepper (not my normal mixer but I'll be damned if I ruin my diet tonight). Came home. Mixed a drink. Popped Fallout 3 into the Xbox 360. Will proceed to blow the heads off mutants, slaughter wastelanders, and blow shit up.
Feel better already.
Except my FUCKING pants are falling the FUCK off so my FUCKING thong is hanging the FUCK out like I'm FUCKING 16 years old. I know....this one should make me happy but today it just PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF.
And now to my happy place....let's do this shit, DC Wasteland. I'm killin all y'all.
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