So that jackass IM seducer moron asshole??? Yeah, he's not funny anymore.... this is what I went through moments ago before blocking the stupid fuck. My thoughts are in parenthesis.
Him: so do you want to see me tonight?
Me: omg - idk. i just started my work day. i don't know what you're doing today but i'm planning a video shoot in france. i'm up to my eyeballs in film permits, locations, police permits, and french people i can't fucking UNDERSTAND. soo...i'm nowhere near planning my evening yet, i'm sorry.
Him: ok but do you want to see me tonight? we could have some fun. (is he fucking stupid?)
Me: i'm not desperate for sex.
Him: sex is good. it's okay if you don't want it. hello?
Me: i'd just like to get to know someone first. we talked about this.
Him: come on talk to me. maybe we can kick it tonight (and btw - i'm correcting his atrocious spelling) . sure let's meet and get to know each other babe (mother fucker, what? ) hello?
Me: hi, i'm sorry. i'm working.
Him: do you want to kick it tonight? (JEEEEESSSSUUUUUSSS)
Me: i told you. i'm not even close to being able to plan my evening. i need an update on my sister. i'm not hanging out with anyone over missing the birth of my nephew....i'm also working. i have to take my boss to the airport around three to pick up the escalade and drive it home. i can let you know after that.
Him: sure then we can kick it....do you like to drink? what time you want to come over? we can rent a movie and watch it while we're drinking. so what time you want to come over?
(anyone? anyone at all want to rip his face off like i do?)
Me: look this isn't working for me. obviously we are very different people. i do not want to "kick it" with you. i won't be spending the night. thanks for your interest. sorry, it's not going to work out. now i'm busy. have a great day. (pretty clear, right? fuck off is the vibe i wanted to send)
Him: goodbye sexy. let me know what time you want to kick it.
Me: OMFG!! i do NOT want to "kick it"!!!!
and BLOCKED. I truly cannot comprehend how STUPID you must be not to get that I think you're STUPID. And what the fuck is with "kick it"????? Ugh! So Paula, what are you doing tonight???? Wanna "kick it"?
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