Morton

Oh....my.

So I'm home. "Home". And I've seen eight billion people that love me so much I don't understand it. I've been hugged and passed and hugged and passed and I've had people, PEOPLE - MORE THAN ONE- straight up RUN to me just to throw their arms around me and hold me for a minute and that feels incredible. When someone sees you and RUNS to you and then throws his/her arms around you and then begs you to be home, stay home, never leave, I missed you so much, are you really back....wtf, dude? I'm only human. You guys are making me want to have your children. Oh, wait....

Saw Mark and I'm not gonna lie. I feel like I just met him all over again. I feel like we're both new people. No, nothing is different. Nothing has been decided. In fact, he wants to punch Josh because according to Mark I gave Josh a hand job right in front of him. Josh said he wished he remembered when exactly I gave him this hand job because he would have enjoyed it. Mark hates Josh. AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA Coulda, woulda fucked the SHIT out of Josh but when shit got real he told me he has VD. He has genital warts. And I said how do we protect me? He said condom (fucking DUH, dude! Condom for SURE under ANY fucking circumstance) and then he said but nothing is 100% so I said NO. My vagina is pristine. She's perfect and beautiful and clean and healthy and there is NO way I would risk that for a fuck. So no, HotJosh. You do not get to see, touch, kiss, lick, fuck my deliciously perfect vagina. MOTHER FUCK! And he is SO hot. AND I was drunk. And I still say, DID say, no motherfucking way, dude. NO. Super huge disappointment. I would have LOVED to fuck Josh. And this will NEVER happen.

But Mark...well, not gonna lie. I've been fucking Mark like I just might die tomorrow. In fact, he said last night that "everything is about fucking with you"....well, why is this a mother fucking problem, dude? IDK what is going on in my body hormonally.....I'm 35, probably in some sort of prime....stop fucking questioning shit and FUCK me. Goddamn. This is not a difficult, evil, and/or mean request. And it's like he's new again. You know what I mean. He's brand new but he knows things....I told him it wasn't fair. He knows me SO well. He knows every little thing that I like. He knows to kiss me right where my neck curves. He knows to pinch this or that. He knows EXACTLY what to do and I'm fucking ADDICTED to it. I can't WAIT for him to do it again. And he feels used. That's fucking HILARIOUS.

I feel so pretty. And sexy. And strong. And wild. And capable of ANYTHING. He'll be home in an hour. I'm already taking off my clothes....

Where is the man that will just let me be Sarah and will enjoy every single moment of that and will fuck me, fuck me, fuck me until I don't feel anything at all in the world but him? Where is the man that will let me consume him? I'm hungry.....